2/4951 Reservoir Saint Lawrence Rd
Freshwater Pymble, 20207396
(614) 427 279 866
21 July, 2019
Ms. Ridiculous Object
123 Arrest My Heart
Anytown, Anytime 12345
Dear Ms. Object,
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PS: If by chance you chance upon the Prime Hysteria of New Zealand, please let her know there are some boats and even planes (remember those?) for sale at bargain basement prices!