Welcome to Freshwater Newsagent

2/4951 Reservoir Saint Lawrence Rd

Freshwater Pymble, 20207396

(614) 427 279 866


21 July, 2019

Ms. Ridiculous Object

123 Arrest My Heart

Anytown, Anytime 12345

Dear Ms. Object,

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PS: If by chance you chance upon the Prime Hysteria of New Zealand, please let her know there are some boats and even planes (remember those?) for sale at bargain basement prices!

Dear New Zealand, this is what we call a plane!
Fremm frigate, buy 2 get 1 free – Emmanuel M.